"You think killing people will make them like you but it doesn't... It just makes people dead." -Voldemort

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

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i read that in his voice omg

chobson-insane-inc:

nooby-banana:

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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let’s do this guys

There’s even an opening sequence omg

Omfg the comments on the video

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

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And I really can’t with him

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oh my god

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What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

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"They’ve got it wrong on the menu. It’s not a crab cake. It’s a crap cake. Because if I eat anymore, I’ll be busy crapping for the next hundred and five years." - Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares (via sexy-little-pookie)


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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
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maudelynn:

Hungarian Beauty Maria Korda 
(and now I am off to get ready for my day! queue on! xo xo ) 
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